TS1 Gesture	N/A	TSFP Gesture	Says "Time to unleash the arse kickulator!" and then drops to the floor and propels himself with his legs saying "Woo woo woo woo woo."
TS2 Gallery	N/A	TSFP Gallery	You would be nervous too if you worked in the mansion.

Doctor Lancet is the scientist who works for Jacob Crow and appears in the Mansion Of Madness and What Lies Below story mode levels in TimeSplitters Future Perfect. One story objectives is to save him from the worms in the backyard of the mansion.

The Drunken Doctor Lancet

"It can ruin your day *hic* when zombies come your way. 'Les you knock off their heads, you'll be dead! An' those thingss in wall... I don' like them at all. They kill lossa people... horrible beetles..." — Dr. Lancet

The first encounter of a drunk Dr. Lancet is in the Mansion Of Madness level, inside the tiny room with killed zombie in, next to the sofa, after the the checkpoint.

"I'ahm smart... smartest man inna whole world! I woulda 'vented microwave if summon else not dunnit... I woulda invent.... gravity, n n ... pineapples... doughnuts..." — Dr. Lancet

A drunk Lancet also appears in What Lies Below, before the torture lab, sitting in corridor after zombies on conveyor belts.

Trivia

The Lancet is one of the most respected journals of medicine in the world.